The Geezer Chronicles
20140219-I
...Other...
Time: 19:15:32
The Geezer: (looks at reddit post, sighs)
The Teen: What. You sighing? You don't like reddit?
The Geezer: I'm just sighing.
The Teen: What've you got against reddit?
The Geezer: I'm just trying to do my geezerly duties.
The Teen: What?
The Geezer: If I'm not geezerish enough, one day you'll look back and be disappointed that you didn't have a geezerish enough father.
The Teen: ...whatever.
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The Geezer Chronicles: 20140216-I: About the Blog
The Geezer Chronicles
20140216-I
About the Blog
What the hell is this newfangled internet book, anyway?
I'm a something-teen guy. My dad is, well... pretty much the perfect geezer. You mention ONE THING, and he launches into a rant/lecture. These are the chronicles of these happenings, because this shit is just too funny not to write down. This blog will be organized into a few categories:
Rants - Something The Geezer doesn't agree with? This is what it'll be written down under.
Lectures - Say something about history that is *slightly* off? Here's where the lecture goes!
Philosophy - Bring up an 'uncomfortable' topic? Yup, it'll be under philosophy.
...Other... - Here's where I file everything else.
The Cast:
The Geezer - My father.
The Teen - Me.
The Sister - My big(ger) sister.
The Mom - Three guesses. The first two don't count.
So when does it update?
Whenever an Occurrence happens. Sometimes it'll be a few days a week, sometimes nothing. Who knows? The Geezer is like Yellowstone; we don't know when he'll go off, but when he does, it'll be quite something.
20140216-I
About the Blog
What the hell is this newfangled internet book, anyway?
I'm a something-teen guy. My dad is, well... pretty much the perfect geezer. You mention ONE THING, and he launches into a rant/lecture. These are the chronicles of these happenings, because this shit is just too funny not to write down. This blog will be organized into a few categories:
Rants - Something The Geezer doesn't agree with? This is what it'll be written down under.
Lectures - Say something about history that is *slightly* off? Here's where the lecture goes!
Philosophy - Bring up an 'uncomfortable' topic? Yup, it'll be under philosophy.
...Other... - Here's where I file everything else.
The Cast:
The Geezer - My father.
The Teen - Me.
The Sister - My big(ger) sister.
The Mom - Three guesses. The first two don't count.
So when does it update?
Whenever an Occurrence happens. Sometimes it'll be a few days a week, sometimes nothing. Who knows? The Geezer is like Yellowstone; we don't know when he'll go off, but when he does, it'll be quite something.
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